Scratching the itch

The only thing this is missing is my tongue.

(via oozingasslips)

They’re called service tunnels for a reason.

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From the Hasbro After Dark collection.

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I drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf,
so just let me introduce myself.

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One usually sees the other end of the bat going in the ass…perhaps this is a rare, behind-the-scenes picture documenting how one trains to make it into the major leagues? Apparently he’ll do anything to keep from cleaning his damn room.

(via fistpic)

This’ll be me in about an hour.

(via invasiveitems)

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